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Ancient Flood Myths and the Long Road to Noah's Ark: Plagiarism in Genesis

Ancient Flood Myths and the Long Road to Noah's Ark: Plagiarism in Genesis

The Noah story wasn’t the first flood narrative—it was the last in a long Mesopotamian tradition. This post traces how the flood myth began in Sumer, evolved through Babylon and Assyria, and finally entered the Hebrew Bible centuries later.
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Timar Ross
How Archaic English Becomes Evangelical Authority

How Archaic English Becomes Evangelical Authority

Why do evangelicals suddenly speak in King James English when they pray or testify? This feature investigates sacred register-switching as performance — how archaic biblical language is used to project authority, silence dissent, and transform personal claims into prophetic command.
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Timar Ross
The Prophet Complex: Why Evangelicals Use Archaic Bible Language

The Prophet Complex: Why Evangelicals Use Archaic Bible Language

There is a strange linguistic ritual in American Evangelical Christianity. Ordinary people—
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Timar Ross
The Gods of Israel: From Many to One
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The Gods of Israel: From Many to One

Before Israel worshiped one God, it worshiped many. Archaeology reveals that Yahweh once shared divine space with Asherah — the goddess who refused to disappear quietly.
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Timar Ross
Before the Bible, Part 1 -Excavating the Bible: How a Pharaoh’s Inscription Changed Everything
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Before the Bible, Part 1 -Excavating the Bible: How a Pharaoh’s Inscription Changed Everything

A pharaoh’s boast carved into stone three thousand years ago rewrote biblical history. The Merneptah Stele (1208 BCE) names “Israel” for the first time—not as a kingdom but as a people. Archaeology, not scripture, now tells the story of Israel’s birth from Canaan’s collapse.
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Timar Ross
Speaking in Tongues

Speaking in Tongues

Ecstatic speech didn’t begin with Pentecost. From shamans to sibyls to revivalists, people have long cried out with voices not entirely their own.
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Timar Ross
The Nativity: Luke and the Ten Year Pregnancy
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The Nativity: Luke and the Ten Year Pregnancy

Luke’s Nativity story collapses under its own timestamps: Herod dies in 4 BCE, Quirinius’s census comes in 6 CE, and somehow Mary is pregnant for ten years. A skeptical dive into history, propaganda, and why the Christmas story doesn’t add up.
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Timar Ross
Pascal's Wager: Bad Thinking From a Brilliant Mind
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Pascal's Wager: Bad Thinking From a Brilliant Mind

Pascal’s Wager looks clever on the surface, but falls apart under scrutiny. Belief isn’t a light switch, the argument stacks the deck, and what passes for logic is mostly performance.
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Timar Ross
Noah’s Ark and Wooden Ship Engineering: Why It Wouldn’t Float
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Noah’s Ark and Wooden Ship Engineering: Why It Wouldn’t Float

An engineering and historical breakdown of why Noah’s Ark, as described in Genesis, would be physically impossible to build or survive the supposed global flood.
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Timar Ross
The Geological Impossibility of  Noah's Flood
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The Geological Impossibility of Noah's Flood

A global flood is not only unsupported by science, it’s outright impossible under the laws of geology, hydrology, and physics. This essay explains why Noah’s Ark could never have existed.
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Timar Ross
Padre Pio's Stigmata Debunked
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Padre Pio's Stigmata Debunked

A clear, skeptical walkthrough of Padre Pio’s stigmata and other claims—what sources actually say, how the stories spread, and where the record is solid versus blurry.
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Timar Ross
The Warehouse, the Mountains, and Paley's Watch
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The Warehouse, the Mountains, and Paley's Watch

A simple, step-by-step analogy that shows why we instantly spot artifacts in a sea of nature—and why that same split undercuts the classic “watchmaker” move.
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Timar Ross
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